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{{Template:Infobox UnbrokenCharacter|title = Danny Foreman|Species = [[Human|Jack Daniels]]|Factions = The Foremans | age = 69|status = Incorruptably pickled|height = 5'1|weight = 375 lbs|image = File:DannyForeman.jpg|imagecaption = Danny is 13% man, 64% booze, 23% vinegar, ''and a dash of love.''}} | {{Template:Infobox UnbrokenCharacter|title = Danny Foreman|Species = [[Human|Jack Daniels]]|Factions = The Foremans |age = 69|status = Incorruptably pickled|height = 5'1|weight = 375 lbs|image = File:DannyForeman.jpg|imagecaption = Danny is 13% man, 64% booze, 23% vinegar, ''and a dash of love.''}} | ||
'''Danny Foreman''' was the legal father of [[Joseph Gemintry|Joseph]] and [[Zoey Gemintry]]. He was known for being a borderline sociopath whose laziness and cruelty lead to [[Judy]] taking charge of raising their two children. | '''Danny Foreman''' was the legal father of [[Joseph Gemintry|Joseph]] and [[Zoey Gemintry]]. He was known for being a borderline sociopath whose laziness and cruelty lead to [[Judy]] taking charge of raising their two children. | ||
==Later Life and Sainthood== | ==Later Life and Sainthood== | ||
Near the end of his life, Danny used his sociopathy to become the head of a Catholic sect. Danny would ultimately gaslight this sect into renaming themselves "The Foremans." In his duties as a Foreman ecclesiarch, he decided he needed to be closer to Christ and chose to begin drinking vinegar. Unfortunately, this pickled his brain and killed him. He never gave up drinking alcohol. | Near the end of his life, Danny used his sociopathy to become the head of a Catholic sect. Danny would ultimately gaslight this sect into renaming themselves "The Foremans."<ref>Danny was fucking illiterate and didn't realize the plural of "foreman" is "foremen." Or he's just so goddamn controlling he wanted to make his sect sound more like a family name rather than a plural job title.</ref> In his duties as a Foreman ecclesiarch, he decided he needed to be closer to Christ and chose to begin drinking vinegar. Unfortunately, this pickled his brain and killed him. He never gave up drinking alcohol. | ||
Danny's remaining followers submerged his body in a vinegar-flooded reliquary and worship him as their pickled saint to this very day. | Danny's remaining followers submerged his body in a vinegar-flooded reliquary and worship him as their pickled saint to this very day. His nature as "incorruptable" has yet to be tested against any [[Corruption Virus]] strain. | ||
==The Scriptures of Foreman== | ==The Scriptures of Foreman== | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*At the time of its creation, this page was the 400th page created on the [[Main Page|Unbroken Wiki.]] Unfortunately, when a duplicate version of the [[Neural-Cradle]] page was deleted, the wiki's page count fell to 399, and the [[Starlight Marauder]] page became the 400th page after the deletion of the duplicate Neural-Cradle page. | *At the time of its creation, this page was the 400th page created on the [[Main Page|Unbroken Wiki.]] Unfortunately, when a duplicate version of the [[Neural-Cradle]] page was deleted, the wiki's page count fell to 399, and the [[Starlight Marauder]] page became the 400th page after the deletion of the duplicate Neural-Cradle page. | ||
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Even in death, I drink.
Danny Foreman, shortly after he was declared legally dead.
| Danny Foreman | |
|---|---|
 Danny is 13% man, 64% booze, 23% vinegar, and a dash of love. | |
| Species | Jack Daniels |
| Factions | The Foremans |
| Age | 69 |
| Status | Incorruptably pickled |
| Height | 5'1 |
| Weight | 375 lbs |
Danny Foreman was the legal father of Joseph and Zoey Gemintry. He was known for being a borderline sociopath whose laziness and cruelty lead to Judy taking charge of raising their two children.
Later Life and Sainthood
Near the end of his life, Danny used his sociopathy to become the head of a Catholic sect. Danny would ultimately gaslight this sect into renaming themselves "The Foremans."[1] In his duties as a Foreman ecclesiarch, he decided he needed to be closer to Christ and chose to begin drinking vinegar. Unfortunately, this pickled his brain and killed him. He never gave up drinking alcohol. Danny's remaining followers submerged his body in a vinegar-flooded reliquary and worship him as their pickled saint to this very day. His nature as "incorruptable" has yet to be tested against any Corruption Virus strain.
The Scriptures of Foreman
The followers of the Pickled Saint recorded the parables and sayings he imparted in life and after his legal death. These records ultimately became the Scriptures of Foreman. Prominent verses include:
I hate my waterheaded idiot fucking kids!
Danny Foreman, loving father.
I should have beat my bitch of an ex-wife.
Danny Foreman, attentive husband.
Trivia
- At the time of its creation, this page was the 400th page created on the Unbroken Wiki. Unfortunately, when a duplicate version of the Neural-Cradle page was deleted, the wiki's page count fell to 399, and the Starlight Marauder page became the 400th page after the deletion of the duplicate Neural-Cradle page.
Notes
- ↑ Danny was fucking illiterate and didn't realize the plural of "foreman" is "foremen." Or he's just so goddamn controlling he wanted to make his sect sound more like a family name rather than a plural job title.