Danny Foreman
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Even in death, I drink.
Danny Foreman, shortly after he was declared legally dead.
| Danny Foreman | |
|---|---|
 Danny is 13% man, 87% booze. | |
| Species | Jack Daniels |
| Factions | The Foremans |
| Age | 69 |
| Status | Incorruptably pickled |
| Height | 5'1 |
| Weight | 375 lbs |
Danny Foreman was the legal father of Joseph and Zoey Gemintry. He was known for being a borderline sociopath whose laziness and cruelty lead to Judy taking charge of raising their two children.
Later Life and Sainthood
Near the end of his life, Danny used his sociopathy to become the head of a Catholic sect. In his duties as an ecclesiarch, he decided he needed to be closer to Christ and chose to begin drinking vinegar. Unfortunately, this pickled his brain and killed him. He never gave up drinking alcohol. Danny's remaining followers submerged his body in a vinegar-flooded reliquary and worship him as their pickled saint to this very day.
Trivia
- At the time of its creation, this page was the 400th page created on the Unbroken Wiki. Unfortunately, when a duplicate version of the Neural-Cradle page was deleted, the wiki's page count fell to 399, and the Starlight Marauder page became the 400th page after the deletion of the duplicate Neural-Cradle page.